Stupidy is an odd creature. It has been without a hero ever since Matt Groening started writing "The Simpsons." But as of today, Stupidity has a new champion, and his name is [Timberwolf](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://www.webcntrl.com/timberwolf/).
But don't take my word for it, check out [Timberwolf's Ascension](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://www.egroups.com/message/tw2002/19960) for yourself! Here's a small bit:
"Severe storms affecting home sector so I ran my 700 turns quick..colonized 13K collies and dropped about 11K of those on planet 418 in 3883..that planet needs an upgrade to level 2 if someone could get to it..thanks"
This was all sent to [egroups](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://www.egroups.com/list/tw2002), the email group practically everyone reads. Personally, I think this needs to be inducted into [Lady Ice's Stupid newbie Things](https://web.archive.org/web/20000000000000*/https://www.icecastle.net/Tradewars/) so that another champion does not spawn to decimate future generations.