If you’ve logged on the Home Sector BBS in the past two days, you’ve realized you can’t play because of lag. This is not your everyday lag you get while playing NerfQuest, no. It’s something far more sinister.

From the information I’ve recieved, the lag at Eleq’s Server has become self aware and is now in the process of multiplying. That’s right, the lag is increasing! The FBI has currently occupied Eleq’s house in an effort to stop the lag from spreading. Feel free to mail Eleq each and every day asking when the lag will be gone.

That, or I’ve heard that Eleq’s ISP is doing matinence work.