Grocery Bagger of the Year “With the dexterity of a pianist, Ms. Marshall spins a new bagging carousel installed last summer that holds six plastic sacks. One hand scans items and loads bags as the other spins the carousel. “ Woooowwwww….

Where were these parties when I was a kid?

“It really is unbelievable,” Tigers manager Space Ghost said after losing to the Orioles 5-2 and 6-4 on Thursday.”

” Blair Hornstine’s latest report card had four A-plus grades in five courses. She scored a 1570 out of 1600 on the SAT and is deciding whether to attend Harvard, Stanford, Duke, Princeton or Cornell — all of which have accepted her. “ But she wants to sue the school district for making her share […]

One of the “editors” of one of the car magazines I subscribe to was bragging how he bought a GM Hummer. He sited the lack of hard scientific data that auto pollution causes any long term harm to the earth. Yeah, well, so what? My question is, CAN I BREATH? Do my kids have asthma? […]

2 new games open tomorrow night at 10 pm eastern. Paradise 50k – Paradise edits, 50k turns, 20k sectors. 30 minute STOCK – NO Gold, NO mbbs, everything is PURE stock except for the 30 minute time limit. Yes, this means 250 turns, 1000 sectors, no photons, 5% port regen… the ONLY thing I am […]