Coolidge Winesett, 75, said there’s only one way to describe what it was like being trapped for almost three days at the bottom of his Southwest Virginia outhouse after its floor gave way. “I compare it to the Bible’s hell,” said Winesett, a World War II veteran and retired janitor. It had hellish elements–the smell, […]

This word is brought to you by Eleqtrizi’t and his version of a Space Fart…. WHADAFUQ: Something said on Fed Com that makes you think “Whadafuq! That’s messed up” Example: Mojoe with his diarrhea of the mouth.

After today, I’ve realized just how much I hate networking in windows. I spent from 5:30pm to 12:00am today trying to fix my proxy server. I don’t know why it stopped working, but It’ll be the first thing I ask the almighty when I die. I can hardly imagine my Mom or even my Dad […]

Let’s see what is going on in the life of TW. Eleq got married and is now on his honeymoon trying to making little jolts of eleqrtizi’t! Hekate’s TW School is now in session! Open house will be next week and current students will be displaying their mapping skills in crayola. Seriously if your a […]

Two days ago marked the 3 year anniversary of Tradewars.org! Unfortunatelly, my DSL died on the same day. This year, I decided to go through the archives and post some of my best stuff. Here it is! Past April Fools The Long Lost “You Suck!” Awards On a more ironic note, congradulations to Eleqtrizi’T and […]

Pranks – Old April Fools Saturday, April 1, 2000 Tradewars.org to cease operations by mk This has been a while coming. As of next thursday, April 6th, Tradewars.org will cease operations. I’m sure you are all asking, “What are you doing! Stop messing with our minds, man!” The truth of the matter is that I […]

If any of you read egroups you will see the race is on to see who can bang the most games in a week. Now the long standing title has always been held my Timberwolf but closing the gap is River Rat. So now you can go to the Timberland or the Swamp and TW […]

The AOL Dupers monthly meeting will be held this Saturday at the Den. Bring all your names and party like is 1999! All AOL Dupers are encouraged to come and mingle with your fellow dupers! Refreshments will be served at Stardock! WORD OF THE DAY –  Today’s word is REVERSED POLARITY which refers to a […]

I was sworn not to tell anyone where Mana has been hiding. But…damn those bamboo shoots under the nails start to hurt after awhile! So I am here to tell you that Mana is off at Tradewar University taking a remedial course in port trading! He flunked out the first week for not haggling but […]

If you have a creative word that describes a position or ranking or whatever concerning TW drop me an email and I will post it. Email me at Barbcruz@home.com THE WORD FOR TODAY IS…….”Bi-Alignment” to characterize TW players who play red and blue equally well. An example is Artemis is Bi! This was all submitted […]