Much like a premature ejaculation, the time between someone asking for barefoot to be banned and when he was actually banned was extremely short. Unfortunatelly, this leaves me in a bad position: I no longer have anyone left to make fun of. Therefore, I have started a campaign to get Barefoot back in the EIS […]

Game opened May 27th, 2000. The GBI will be recognized as reigning champions until the end of NEXT years game! The GBI is officially recognized by these sponsors… Cruncher’s, Intergate TWGS, Deep South TWGS, Dragon’s Elite, Tradewars.org, Hekate’s TW Links, US Open Tournament, Haunted Halloween Tournament, The Home Sector. Teams that registered for the Year […]

More Ph4t l33t will given to the winners of this year’s Battle of The Elite thanks to yours truely. I will be adding my Tic Tac Toe program written in C++ for Solaris to the prize pool. (Est. Retail Price: $29.99) This will be given to the winners. Here’s a few screenshots:

For a week or two, I thought that Barefoot might become aware that he is an asshole and might stop being one. High Hopes are shattered easier than low ones. Sigh. I thought about replying to his latest holier than thou fest, but decided against it. He’s going to be banned anyway so there is […]

The Battle of the Elite’s website can now be found at https://tradewars.fament.com/bote2000.html Two traders you may be familiar with will be the gameops, Hosem and Monday. One of the prizes already announced is a free copy of SWATH for the winners. But ATTAC and EIS are also supporting, which could mean even more free l00t. […]

The Home sector has made a new script written in pearl to help you sysops figure out who the dupes are! Get it at https://twgs.tradewars.org/dupecatch.zip

I’d post something new that’s happening, except nothing is. If you’ve been wondering about the coherency of my last post, it was inspired by Captain Ebolter who I linked to at the end. His use of the English language was so profound, I had no choice but to adapt it. Did I also mention it’s […]

i log on to homesect0r and stuff this weekend and im all ok lets go to sd and whatnot so i kill some aliens in msl and get a commish thingy and i get iss.boom.i see guy fighting ferrengi out sd and im all woo follow up behind him cause hes gonna die and such […]

Graz “I’m not a dupe…no really!” Hoppa recently announced something: https://www.egroups.com/message/tw2002/15143 “tw.tradewars.org will host it’s first major series of tournies.. there is a practice game already in progress.. the tournies will be a series of 5 games- … The tourney will be hosted on a DEDICATED 550 processor with a little over 1k ram-“ That’s […]