My modem decided to break down into it’s component parts last night. Great job, Zoom! I also notice that sneaky bastard John Pritchett archived the posts used in the below news article a few hours after I posted it. I’ll eventually move the posts to this server… after I get a new modem! Right now […]

Seems everyone’s favorite Tradewars forum Troll, Barefoot has once again been making posts boarding on the “Who cares?” side of things. But alas, the real reason I post this is the fact that he mouthed off to Cruncher for no reason. That’s right, he mouthed off to everyone’s favorite Pixie and completely destroyed her virginity. […]

William Smith has made a post about how the human spirit survives where nothing else can. Ok, not really. Instead, he claims that Eleqtrizi’T has “slandered” his company. You know, the one nobody knows exists. I don’t see how it’s possible to slander a company nobody cares about anyway. If you were on egroups two […]

I recently recieved this response to my nominations concerning the 3rd tradewars awards. rofl!!!! umm, have someone else do that, then it will be legal 🙂 >I nominate myself for all the awards. > -MK What the Hell? Obviously this guy doesn’t believe that I’m the greatest in all the categories. Please, someone else nominate […]

You know, Simplicity is aparently a lost virtue. Just take a look at the 3rd annual tradewars awards. Just some of the nominations include the best…. Red Player, Blue Player, CEO Player, Team Player, Backstabber, Most Lagged BBS, Most Dedicated, Most Improved, MVP, MBP (Most Banned Player), Hunter, Killer, Farmer, Sportsmanship, Teacher, Fed Comm, Most […]

Cruncher recently found another bug as posted: “Remember the puzzling bug that was reported a while back of a player having the ability to play while being invisible to everyone else? Thanks to Night Stalker and Timberwolf we have this bug on cap file! All cap files were sent to John P, and because of […]

‘d like to announce to the world (This includes you Kav) The winners of the 2000 USO: 1st Place – Dominance Enterprises! CEO-EleqTrizi’T Guardian Peacemaker Rawhead Rex Ripclaw Retaliator 2nd Place – Boo, Inc. CEO- Space Ghost Nazwes Chaiwind Soylent Green Kavanagh Adomma Dark_Knight 3rd Place – The Mystery Men CEO-Timberwolf Mirkath Speedy Gangus Green […]

The tradewars Convention Homepage has lots of new information, including some preliminary prices on hotels. Also, make sure to bring lots and lots of money! So you can lose it all at the casino? No! I’ll be making random muggings all throughout the convention and you could be a lucky contestant! Your friends will be […]

If you’ve ever wanted to see an episode of Jerry Springer, you have to look no further than Egroups. Lucas Aparently did something, and then frogman did something. Then they threw chairs at each other after they revealed they were cheating on each other with Midgets that were leading their own KKK faction. (I’d normally […]