Since the BBS opening is postponed, and now you have nothing to do, watch this music video!

For real. A Nevada brothel offering free sex to soldiers who fought in Iraq or Afghanistan. Col. Sanders to investigate.

DANGER DANGER: Not safe for work, not safe while eating, not safe if you’re weak…
A MUST SEE!

Sorry Mr. Entertainment, but you’re overestimating the cranial capacity of our readers. I think only Boss Hogg is qualified to explain the SCO vs IBM lawsuit to these people.

In this difficult time within the technology world, it is my solemn duty to keep you, my humble readers, informed. So, I have spent weeks; nay.. months, scouring the internet for a suitable explanation of the legal suit mentioned in the title of this piece. I believe I have now found a suitable explanation, in a form we, TW junkies, can all understand. It is in the form of an IRC chatlog… I hope this clears things up. Thanks for listening.

I’m not surprised. I am a bad, bad man.

This was fun, I am 42.01183% geek, a Major Geek.

Apparently our former President is no less chemically challenged than our beloved Res Judicata.

Or maybe we should just start calling Res, “Res Turley”.

Class action lawsuit against these three is underway for selling fault hard drives. “The complaint alleges that the defendants knew of defects on the MPG3xx drives but continued to sell them – and PCs containing them – to the public.”