The word of the day is being submitted by Yours Truly

WHITE CANING KABOOM: When you tell a fellow teammate to blindwarp to a certain sector and you forget to lift up your fig. Example: BG leaves fig down then tells her evil on another corp to blindwarp!

This word is brought to you by Eleqtrizi’t and his version of a Space Fart….

WHADAFUQ: Something said on Fed Com that makes you think “Whadafuq! That’s messed up” Example: Mojoe with his diarrhea of the mouth.

The AOL Dupers monthly meeting will be held this Saturday at the Den. Bring all your names and party like is 1999! All AOL Dupers are encouraged to come and mingle with your fellow dupers! Refreshments will be served at Stardock!

WORD OF THE DAY –  Today’s word is REVERSED POLARITY which refers to a Blue who attacks another Blue in an ISS and goes Red. Example: Guardian did the cross dressing ..oops cross over today when he attacked and killed Space Ghost.  The word of the day was once again submitted by Lord Chaos!

If you have a creative word that describes a position or ranking or whatever concerning TW drop me an email and I will post it. Email me at Barbcruz@home.com

THE WORD FOR TODAY IS…….”Bi-Alignment” to characterize TW players who play red and blue equally well. An example is Artemis is Bi! This was all submitted to me courtsey of Lord Chaos.

Quick note about the below post: It was done by Barbra “Bad Girl” Cruz. That’s right, Bad Girl now has the rights to post here, which means that if someone were to make accusations, they might want to check who is actually making the post first. Right? Right??? Barb says she won’t be posting much because she is computer illiterate. This ends up not making much since since she can pilot an ISS fine, but can’t figure out how to put a subject line on her posts?

In any case, Working Designs has released Vanguard Bandits. So if you’ll excuse me…

-= Barefoot =-

First Name : Jesus

When did you start Playing Tradewars : About 3 weeks ago

How Long have you Played Tradewars : I’ve been complaining about it for about a year, but didn’t start playing religiously (No pun intended) till last week.

Alias Used in the Game : -= Barefoot =-

How I Choose my Alias : I’ve always been a big fan of the Monster Truck Rally. I also really like the Monster Truck called Bigfoot. I chose a name slightly diffrent from that truck’s because the messiah of Tradewars should have a unique name, shouldn’t he?

Are You a Member of any Group in TW : I am currently working with GrazHoppa’s corp. She’s giving me inside tips on how to beat dupers and cheaters on their own terms.

Helpers / Programs Used : Helpers? What are those?

Awards / Recognition Received Best Overall Player — Barefoot’s Awards

Best Blue Player — Barefoot’s Awards

Best Hunter — Barefoot’s Awards

Rankings of Rex Guardian’s Rankings : Too good to be ranked

Epicenter’s Rankings : Too good to be ranked

Best Game / Tournament you ever played in : Best Tournament is the one I’m playing now at Klock.com! It’s Klock’s “Universal Battle of the Best.” (UBOB for short) This tournament is so good, the Black Knights, Dominance! Enterprises, and Boo! Inc. were all too scared to play. It’s not over yet, but now that 2 of my 3 class M planets have reached Level 2, I’m well on my way to becoming the galactic power.

How you Play Good : I kill evil. Cause… that’s what Good people do. I try to get a lot of the other Goods to go to church with me on sundays, but they usually say that they’re too busy. I pod them after they say that.

How you Play Evil : I don’t play Evil. I’m the messiah, duh. How am I supposed to lead my people to the promised land when I can steal almost…unlimited amounts of money…from…faceless ports? Um, excuse me. (slam)

BBS/Servers that you like the Most: Klock.com. Nowhere else is worthy of my presence.

Your feelings on being a player or CEO in games Being the messiah and all, I’m always put as CEO. They say it’s because I can strike the fear of God into my opponents… or something like that.

What influenced your style of play or helped you become the great player that you are I suppose being the son of God helps out a bit. But really, it’s due to my keen intuition and ability to smell out pagan religions that help the most.

Trick or Suggestion can you give to help other TW players: There’s a very simple trick to staying alive: Join me or my minions will destroy you and your first born.

Your best TW moment or Disaster : My best Moment is yet to come. The day SST is destroyed will be coming, prepare yourself now evils! The day when evils can get infinite amounts of…moneys… *ahem* (Note to self: Work on resisting temptation) will be coming to a close. Because when you do the crime, you do the time!

Anything else you might want to add : I’d like to give out some mad props to Satan. Some people may think he’s a bad guy, but he’s just rough around the edges. I’m pouring a 40 out here on the sidewalk for your defeat in the WTC. It also goes out to his teammates Bad Girl, Hellbitch, Atog, Mirkath, and Peacemaker.

“If you do the crime, do the time!

Quote from -= Barefoot =- about -= Barefoot =-

Dragon’s Elite has a new section dedicated to the best players. The first award has gone to Rawhead Rex. Congrats…or something. And you know, Since I play TW so much, it’s only a matter of time till I get chosen.

I received this from Andrew “I Loooove Linux! And if you say differently, then I’LL ASSASINATE YOU!” Wyatt about the end of intergate which has been up 1.5 years:

In other news, a suicidal man who has been calling the suicide hotline twice a day for one and a half years, has mysteriously stopped calling.

It seems that barefoot, not content to sit on his laurels after being banned from the EIS forums, has now started Giving his infinite wisdom on the SWATH forums. Thanks to Mac The Knife, who should consider either releasing the Unix version of swath in the next ten years or give me a free copy of the win95 version, for the news.

For a week or two, I thought that Barefoot might become aware that he is an asshole and might stop being one. High Hopes are shattered easier than low ones. Sigh.

I thought about replying to his latest holier than thou fest, but decided against it. He’s going to be banned anyway so there is really no point.