Since I wasn’t at my apartment this weekend, I took the liberty of bringing my dreamcast so I could check my mail. Bad idea. My thanks to everyone on Egroups. My Dreamcast was chugging along fine until It realized I had 200 messages in my mailbox all from egroups. Then my DC started spitting out […]

Dragon’s Elite has a new section dedicated to the best players. The first award has gone to Rawhead Rex. Congrats…or something. And you know, Since I play TW so much, it’s only a matter of time till I get chosen.

I received this from Andrew “I Loooove Linux! And if you say differently, then I’LL ASSASINATE YOU!” Wyatt about the end of intergate which has been up 1.5 years: “I am officially retiring from the BBS scene, as it has gotten to the point where I want to have a life outside of the computer […]

r00t made an announcement that SWATH will be using DirectX for it’s graphical map. After This, every fanboy over at slashdot came over and said, “Linux rox, dood!” (If your not up to speed on your programming lingo, DirectX can only be run on Windows while OpenGL can be run on Linux and Windows. They […]

What is it with these nonstop tournaments? Ever since the first Battle of the Elite two years ago, every server known to man has had at least one “tournament.” Recently, Intergate announced it’s Summer Heat “Tournament” which suspiciously looks like a regular Tradewars game but with the word “Tournament” tacked on. Here are a few […]

Much like a premature ejaculation, the time between someone asking for barefoot to be banned and when he was actually banned was extremely short. Unfortunatelly, this leaves me in a bad position: I no longer have anyone left to make fun of. Therefore, I have started a campaign to get Barefoot back in the EIS […]

More Ph4t l33t will given to the winners of this year’s Battle of The Elite thanks to yours truely. I will be adding my Tic Tac Toe program written in C++ for Solaris to the prize pool. (Est. Retail Price: $29.99) This will be given to the winners. Here’s a few screenshots:

For a week or two, I thought that Barefoot might become aware that he is an asshole and might stop being one. High Hopes are shattered easier than low ones. Sigh. I thought about replying to his latest holier than thou fest, but decided against it. He’s going to be banned anyway so there is […]

The Battle of the Elite’s website can now be found at https://tradewars.fament.com/bote2000.html Two traders you may be familiar with will be the gameops, Hosem and Monday. One of the prizes already announced is a free copy of SWATH for the winners. But ATTAC and EIS are also supporting, which could mean even more free l00t. […]

The Home sector has made a new script written in pearl to help you sysops figure out who the dupes are! Get it at https://twgs.tradewars.org/dupecatch.zip