Yesterday, the The Stardock’s Lufwaffe forces made a sneak attack on the country of Route 66. After a few minutes of Kung-fu fighting, Route 66 was forced to bow to The Stardock’s superior shaolin style. But now that The Stardock owns the land occupied by Route 66, it leaves open for an easy future attack […]

Today, an announcement was made by The StarDock/Home Sector enterprises that they would be completing a hostle takeover of AOL-Time Warner, effectively merging with the company. This comes after The Stardock’s sweeping victories and merges with Tradewars.ws and Intergate technologies. Fuseblown, the official bitch of the tradewars community, had the following to say about the […]

Tradewars Web Page Union – A little slice of Americana Sunday, April 1, 2001 New Tradewars: Dark Millenium Screenshots! by mk Realm Interactive announced the completion of their new AN SI (Algorythmic Neccessary Social Insemination) technology. Created by Realm with help from the many programers and artists at ACiD, they promise that they will begin […]

You’ve probably read the announcement already. Home Sector aka TheStardock’s server blew and needs a replacement. Fact: few have contributed any money to Home Sector and a large majority have complained. Instead of yelling at people, let’s try to figure today why people don’t donate in the first place. This type of human behavior has […]

There’s been a very big lack of news lately. Most other sites have resourted to tell about their latest TV appearance, or who just joined their corporation. (Speaking of which, myself and rest of the worthlessbastard.com staff will be holding a worthless chat this Sunday at 8:00 Eastern.) But I have a proposal: Somebody do […]

The Mission: Nighthawk BBS was recently destroyed (along with the house that it was at) in a fire that was “Caused by God” as one person put it. Mission: Nighthawk was planning to host the tournament called Tradewars Survivor: Canadian Wasteland. 1 hour after the fire, God issued a press release concerning his recent smiting […]

Ray Yeargin’s Starship traders has gone open source. Now you can download it and run your own games on Linux!

It’s rare that a revolution comes along in the video game industry, let alone the game of TradeWars 2002 itself. So blessed are we today that such a revolution should happen while all of us are still living. What is the revolution that I speak of? I recognized it when the sysop of the ClockWork […]

Andrew “Linux Guy” Wyatt over at Intergate Technologies, has announced the latest version of his Fusion BBS system which is used by many sysops. “Fusion v3.0 RC2 release adds skin support, @codes in all prompts and text files, and fixes a new user password creation bug.” Download it. Intergate Technologies is currently traded under Nasdaq […]

So Long Suckers! I’m off to New Orleans for a few days to celebrate the end of Mardi Gras. I’ll be thinking of all of you while you’re working your day jobs on Monday and Tuesday.