I swear this is her.

Very funny, kind of like Clerks, but very different, indeed well done. Enjoy

The real reason Mana Knight is lagging on the site updates!
He’s been camped out for tickets!

The Home Sector Archives Present: The Home Sector, Version 2

Timberwolf, also commonly referred to as the village idiot of tradewars, has posted the beginnings of a short story on his website www.twgazette.com. The story, titled Attrition, is perhaps the worst example of creative writing I’ve ever seen.

Do yourself a favor, and skip it. I wish I had.

Oh. My. God.

That’s funny, because about 27 years ago a Mexican couple had the same problem!

Sector : 1328 in The Federation.
Beacon : FedSpace, FedLaw Enforced
Ports : Stargate Paradise I, Class 9 (Special) (StarDock)
Planets : (M) WE CLAIM VICTORY
(O) GAME OVER
(U) CORP 1 WINS
(H) THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

Congrats to corp 1, Doctor Who, the reverend, Big12ozhog, and Didaskalos for winning the first game of Paradise.

Rebang will be this Friday night, 10pm eastern, and will feature a 10k sector 100×100 square map.

Cherokee
The Lost Traders Tavern
https://tavern.homeip.net

I’d apply for citizenship, but I work at a music industry magazine… we have beer in the company fridge. shrug

I here to report that Fonderwolf reports that there is nothing to report in TW because The Home Sector reports off-topic news.

I also want to report that I had that I hate that stupid script he has before you can read his page because it makes his page unreadable in Konqueror and impossible to scroll in Linux Mozilla. To view his page, I have to load Win4Lin’s copy of Windows 98 on my Mandrake 9.1 box, then load Internet Explorer, then I can finally look to see that his report is reporting about me not reporting.

Finally, I want to state that I love Subway’s tuna sandwich and I plan to have yet another one today. I may even add some chips and extra jalapenos. Thank-you.